How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja by Jay KeyBounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange!
When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially those that haven’t even made it to the souffle stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls Everything and Must be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate a violent rebellion, flying fire breathing panthers, and mutated swamp cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-made martini.
How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja is the first book in The Adventures of Duke LaGrange, a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps from the creative mind of Jay Key. You are sure to fall in love with Key’s menagerie of colorful characters and laugh-out loud storytelling talents.
Praise for How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja:
A raucous, new kind of pulp action hero...Flash Gordon, Jack Burton, and Buckaroo Banzai got nothing on Duke LaGrange. - Marcus Muller, comic artist and creator of King of the Unknown
[W]itty, fast-paced...[an] imaginative style of writing. - Readers Favorite
For goofy grown up pulp readers and sci-fi geeks, its as much fun as a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. - Frank R. Sjodin, pulp author and 2017 Audio Verse Award Winner
12 Golden Rules For Asking Women Out
We had a lot of fun putting this interview together and would like to thank everyone who got involved! If you prefer video learning we recommend this video:. Meet women in relaxed social locations. But more to the point, places you think women would feel comfortable being chatted up. Unless you want to get rudely rejected, start with welcoming environments that allow natural conversation to flow — cafes, bars, clubs, house parties, sports events, and shopping centres are all great locations to find women to talk to.
There are plenty of places on this list where you can rebuild your social and dating life. Trying to meet a woman you want to date out of a crowded bar has a lot of variables and circumstances that is out of your control. Not exactly the most ideal setting for getting to know someone, nurturing a deeper connection, and getting yourself a girlfriend in the long run. Just like other men who've been trying to figure out the dating game, I used to be a really socially awkward and an angsty person. I'm a former Dating Mastery Program alumni and apprentice whose been coaching for Craft of Charisma for the last four years.
Asking a woman out can be a vexing and uncomfortable experiences for lots of guys, especially if you don't really know what you're doing. You're exposing yourself to rejection, revealing the limits of your conversational abilities and attempting to forge some sort of meaningful connection with a complete stranger in a short space of time. No wonder most of us would rather tuck up with Netflix for the night. The truth is, though, that everybody finds dating a little bit difficult, even the most dazzlingly articulate and genetically blessed among us; but most of us want to be in some kind of close, romantic relationship eventually, and the only way to get there is through the awkward dating stage. The key to making the whole process as smooth as possible is to know what you're doing, and this usually involves tweaking a few key variables that are within your control, and adjusting your attitude towards the stuff that you can't change. If you feel like you need a little help in the dating department, these 12 golden rules for asking women out will have you confidently approaching women in no time:. It always helps to start with the basics, and making sure that you look your best and smell great will give you a strong foundation of confidence for approaching women.
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Self-confidence is extremely sexy to a woman. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that, more than a man's good looks and more than his gentlemanly manner, confidence is the trigger trait that makes a woman want to get naked. He slips her through the back door, tipping heavies the whole way, chatting up other wiseguys, and finally ending up at a table in front of the stage. Liotta had something much more important than a roll of Franklins: He had confidence. And its effect on Bracco was clear. You knew he was getting laid that night.
You know the feeling. You're out at a bar or a club, or even just walking down the street, when you see the most amazing woman. She could be drop-dead gorgeous, or something about her smile is making you itch to get to know her better. But when you approach her, you get nervous. You forget what to say, start mumbling, and in extreme cases, may even forget your own name. If you want to know how to pick up a woman without being nervous or shy, read this article for some tips.