Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops by Jen CampbellThis Sunday Times bestseller is a miscellany of hilarious and peculiar bookshop moments: Can books conduct electricity?
My children are just climbing your bookshelves: thats ok... isnt it?
A John Cleese Twitter question [What is your pet peeve?], first sparked the Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops blog, which grew over three years into one booksellers collection of ridiculous conversations on the shop floor.
From Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs? to the hunt for a paperback which could forecast the next years weather; and from Ive forgotten my glasses, please read me the first chapter to Excuse me... is this book edible?: here is a book for heroic booksellers and booklovers everywhere.
This full-length collection illustrated by the Brothers McLeod also includes top Weird Things from bookshops around the world.
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Create an account on Neowin to contribute and support the site. By Seanb2uk , November 7, in General Discussion. I love the idea of confusing people with statements like that. The two you provided aren't confusing or even funny. They're absolutely stupid. That's just like "Are you gay?
Life is fun and it is important we learn how to go through it having fun. There are some things you can say in a conversation and people would either crack up or go — who the heck are you? When you know the right things to say, you can actually make people laugh even in the most boring of situations. These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. But then, the way and manner you say them, can add some humor to it. Here are some funny random things to say. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.
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Weird things are things that are unnatural. It refers to that which is mysterious and Apparently outside the natural law. There is a way one can use some words that get people really thinking hard. Here we have listed 80 weird things to say to people to get them really thinking hard. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief. Call Pizza Hut.