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50 Best Life Quotes & Funny Sayings To Help You Stay Positive

One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer. The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. I love everyone!

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Ready to exercise that brain of yours? Tags: clever quotes funny quotes quotes funny quotes witty witty quotes witty sayings. But not with a book in her hands. Robson Koenig. It does. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. Tags: funny quotes hilarious quotes quotes funny quotes that are funny. Hey, Thanks for this post.

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