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20 Funny Golf Sayings and Inspirational Golf Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny golf quotes, funny golf sayings, and funny golf proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. Dave Hill.
We have fun and motivating Golf Quotes for you golf enthusiasts out there! For non-golf players, the sport appears boring and shallow, but those who are passionate about it will thorougly disagree. Find out what these well-known authors and people are saying about golf! Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening — and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented. The object of golf is not just to win.
Perhaps it's the depth of often negative emotion the average golfer feels as a result of the game that inspires him to wax poetic. And maybe that same element inspires the poets, writers and artists to pay homage to golf—or at least lament its cruelty. The true funniest golf quotes of all time are likely never put to paper and aren't spoken by golfers or celebrities. Many of them contain words and phrases that are unable to grace this slideshow. That's why I'm hoping you, Bleacher Report readers, will add some of your own content in the comments. Relate what your buddy said after a five-putt, the joke your grandfather made about the ballwasher or your golf junkie pal's philosophy about the parallel between golf and life. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Here is a collection of 20 golf quotes — some are inspirational and others are golf sayings that will hopefully bring a smile to your face. I was actually enjoying it. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. And I took a 7 to do that. Thank you. Now watch this drive.