Funny poems about being 50

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Bees in My Bananas: Lots of Funny Poems by Neal Zetter

Enter Neal Zetters wacky wordy world of Bees in My Bananas and you will be hooked! In these fun-packed, entertaining pages you will discover nearly 50 hilarious poems and many accompanying comic illustrations tackling topics of major importance: Chocoholics, sumo wrestlers, sneezing, custard, puddles, itches, exploding underwear, superheroes, why you should never eat a whole elephant sandwich and heaps more too.
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Mr. Sopata's poem on turning 50 for his son-in-law Dave Parketny

What better way to celebrate your birthday than with poems about being Funny word play about how you are not yet over the hill or hitting the big 50 are.
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Funny 50th Birthday Poem

Feel free to select one of these unique and rhyming 50th birthday poems to share with someone on their 50th birthday. It's a huge milestone and they certainly deserve the attention. More often than not, a 50th birthday is organized as surprise. This makes a lot of sense, especially since it's such an important milestone in one's life. The last stanza is also meant to remind us all that we should continue to showcase our "youthful enthusiasm" beyond our 50th birthday. What I'm trying to say is that, we can live and act young our entire lives. I'm reaching my mid-thirties and I still act like a 5 year old, half the time if not more.

Are looking for a funny 50th birthday poem? I just finished writing "Memory Lane". Feel free to change it in any way to suit your situation. Hopefully, it will make that fifty year old in your life laugh and smile on their special day. Born in fifty-eight, When black and white TVs were great.

Looking for happy 50th birthday poems that you can write in a card to wish someone a happy birthday? Whether you want a funny poem to tease someone about how old they are or a nice one to give them a heartfelt congratulations on their birthday, we've got a poem that's right for you. Most of the happy 50th birthday poems on this page are all quite short, so they should fit into a birthday card. I hope you enjoy them! Here's to a happy 50 years, And cheers to 50 more. Who cares that you are greying?

Last year we held a contest to find the best funny 50th birthday poem, here's a selection of the entries If you get a If this is old age then it's pretty good value.
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Poems to Celebrate a 50th Birthday

Last year we held a contest to find the best funny 50th birthday poem, here's a selection of the entries I look at my hands, liver spotted, blue veined and muse on the taste of the cheese by that name.

Welcome Everyone. I've been writing verses For 60 years And d'yer know why I did it? T'was especially for you Jon Bratton. Happy 50th Birthday Poems You look brand new Half a Century looks good on you You're oozing flair, you're so debonaire With your 50 years of savoir-faire. Forgive me for writing this Though I don't think I'm wrong You're not yet a wrinkly But it won't be long. There's mysteries of life to ponder.

With funny birthday poems, like the funny poems for birthdays here, you have funny birthday messages that are so much funnier for the birthday girl or boy than any simple birthday verse could ever be. That's basically all you need to know to pick the right poem. If you need more helpful hints, just click the "Message Guy Tip" right below. It's hard to find the keys, It's hard to pee, It's hard to chew, There's not much we can do, Our memories don't last, Our hearing's not a blast, Our sense of smell stinks, Our sight's on the blink, We look worse than hell, We have that "old person" smell, Our bodies droop, It's tricky to poop, The best thing that can be said, We have it better than the dead. Getting older can be a real drag, With nobody to scratch your back, It's a pain to tie your shoes, And there's no pleasure in the sack. Aging gracefully is for the rich, Who can change their face on a dime, So happy birthday, my friend, Let's party before we run out of time.

What better way to celebrate your birthday than with poems about being Funny word play about how you are not yet over the hill or hitting the big 50 are just a few of the ribbings you can explore in these 50th birthday poems. A poem about turning 50 can be light-hearted, funny , congratulatory, sentimental, or anything in between. Just think about the person you're celebrating and try to choose or write a poem that really fits his or her character. The big is finally here, Yes, you're turning 50 this year. Take a look back on all you've achieved so far. A family that loves you, and thinks you're a star, Friends who have proven themselves through the years, By standing beside you through laughter and tears.

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