The Worlds Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell by Barbour PublishingHere is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.
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40 Best Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good
You owe your precious pops for passing everything he knows on to you—including take it or leave it his cheesy witticism. We have to admit—you truly need a special kind of humor to appreciate the unsurpassable league of comedy known as dad jokes. And whether all fathers are naturally gifted with a notorious inclination for corny banter or it just comes with the parenting territory, dear old dad somehow has the semi-admirable ability to whip up these wisecracks at a moment's notice much to mom's chagrin, we're sure. As much as you love to hate them or vice versa , you really can't help but laugh at your dad's ridiculous attempts to make you smile—because you know each parody is laced with love , and no one on the planet can deliver them quite like him. So, since there's truly no bad time for a good one-liner or sarcastically dry remark—be it Father's Day or Sunday night family dinner —we rounded up the best dad jokes that verge on the "so bad, they're good" territory. From knee-slappers to head-scratchers, each quick quip and "faux pa" ba dum tss will have dad and, whether you like to admit it or not, you chuckling just as much as the next. And no matter how many times he rattles these off like he invented them himself, be a good sport and go along with the fun—you may find yourself catching on too.
Best One-Liner Dad Jokes
Case in point: What do you call a bear with no socks on? However, a new study has found that these inoffensive one liners seem to become funnier with the addition of one simple ingredient: a laugh track. To find out whether the presence of laughter could change how funny a joke appears to be, researchers asked a group of 20 college students to listen to recordings of a male comedian tell intentionally cheesy jokes. Participants rated the jokes on a scale of one to seven, ranging from not funny at all to extremely funny. Then, researchers had 48 neurotypical and 24 autistic subjects rank the same jokes, this time paired with a prerecorded laugh track. Researchers used a total of 40 different jokes, which you can read here.
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